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09. Miss Lazar Is Bizarre!
My Weird School 怪诞小学 · Dan Gutman · 34 词条 · 45 道闯关题
单词表 34 词 · 附音标、中文释义与原文例句
| # | 单词 | 释义 | 原文例句 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | toilet /ˈtɔɪlət/ |
n. 抽水马桶，坐便器；厕所，洗手间 | "Me and Michael and Ryan promised we wouldn't tell anyone about Miss Lazar's weird toilet bowl plunger museum." |
| 2 | plunger /ˈplʌndʒər/ |
n. [机] 活塞；潜水者 | "Me and Michael and Ryan promised we wouldn't tell anyone about Miss Lazar's weird toilet bowl plunger museum." |
| 3 | roof /ruːf/ |
n. 屋顶，车顶；（洞穴、矿井等的）顶部 | "Andrea said we could throw her lunch box up on the roof of the school." |
| 4 | yell /jel/ |
v. 叫喊，大喊； 喊叫帮忙 | "I-I'm stuck!" he yelled." |
| 5 | climb /klaɪm/ |
v. 攀登，攀爬；爬升，升高 | "Mr. Klutz, we need you to climb up on the roof and get my lunch box." |
| 6 | throw /θroʊ/ |
v. 投，掷，抛，扔；掷（色子），掷出（色子的点数） | "Andrea said we could throw her lunch box up on the roof of the school." |
| 7 | shout /ʃaʊt/ |
vi. 叫嚷，大声说；呼叫，喊叫 | "Look!" one of the kids in the playground shouted." |
| 8 | somebody /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/ |
pron. 某人，有人；重要人物，当权人物 | "What's the matter, Mr. Klutz?" somebody shouted." |
| 9 | ghost /ɡoʊst/ |
n. 鬼，幽灵；（尤指对可怕事物的）记忆，回忆 | "You see, my friend Billy around the corner once told me that sometimes a toilet will overflow because there's a ghost inside it pushing the water out." |
| 10 | crayon /ˈkreɪən; ˈkreɪɑːn/ |
n. 彩色粉笔（或炭笔、蜡笔）；彩色粉笔（或炭笔、蜡笔）画 | "Students, this is a reminder that you should never put crayons or any other inappropriate objects into the toilet bowls." |
| 11 | scooter /ˈskuːtər/ |
n. （儿童的）滑板车，踏板车；小型摩托车 | "Mr. Klutz called Miss Lazar on his walkie-talkie, and we all cheered when she rode into the gym on her scooter." |
| 12 | superhero /ˈsuːpərhɪroʊ/ |
n. 超级英雄 | "She's a real superhero!" "Thanks, Miss Lazar," said Mr. Klutz." |
| 13 | playground /ˈpleɪɡraʊnd/ |
n. （尤指学校或公园中的儿童）操场，游乐场；（某一群体的）游憩胜地，度假场所 | "We all went out to the playground." |
| 14 | invisible /ɪnˈvɪzəb(ə)l/ |
adj. 看不见的，隐形的；无形的，非贸易的 | "My invisible friend told me to do it," I said." |
| 15 | cheer /tʃɪr/ |
n. 欢呼声，喝彩声；加油口号，加油歌 | "Did you ever see how he looks when we all cheer for Miss Lazar?" "He does look kind of sad," I agreed." |
| 16 | haunt /hɔːnt/ |
v. （鬼魂）出没；萦绕在……心头 | "Does anyone have any questions ?" "Is the toilet in the boys' bathroom haunted?" I asked." |
| 17 | mess /mes/ |
n. 肮脏，杂乱；不整洁或邋遢的人（或物） | "What a mess," Andrea said." |
| 18 | hero /ˈhɪroʊ/ |
n. 英雄，勇士；男主角，男主人公 | "My Weird School #9: Miss Lazar Is Bizarre! 10 A New Hero Luckily it was a nice day, so we had outside recess." |
| 19 | hang /hæŋ/ |
v. 悬挂，吊；（使）挂在墙上 | "My Weird School #9: Miss Lazar Is Bizarre! 11 Another Emergency Mr. Klutz was just hanging there off the side of the school, a few feet from the top." |
| 20 | someday /ˈsʌmdeɪ/ |
adv. 有一天，有朝一日 | "Maybe someday we'll find out if Miss Lazar is a real superhero or not." |
| 21 | dumb /dʌm/ |
adj. 哑的，不能说话的；一时说不出话的，不肯开口的 | "Then we can ask Mr. Klutz to get it!" "That's a dumb idea," said Michael." |
| 22 | volcano /vɑːlˈkeɪnoʊ/ |
n. 火山 | "Miss Daisy was talking about weather, and she was showing us pictures of volcanoes and tornadoes." |
| 23 | grader /ˈɡreɪdər/ |
n. 评分者；评分物 | "Hello, second graders," Mr. Klutz said." |
| 24 | basement /ˈbeɪsmənt/ |
n. 地下室，地库 | "Me and Michael and Ryan went inside the school and down the steps to the basement, where Miss Lazar's room is." |
| 25 | flood /flʌd/ |
v. （使）淹没；泛滥 | "You were trying to start a flood so school would be closed and you could go home." What is her problem?" |
| 26 | collect /kəˈlekt/ |
v. 聚集，聚积；收集，采集 | "Miss Lazar really likes toilet bowl plungers!" My mom collects glass paperweights, and my uncle Eric collects old radios, but I never heard of anyone who collected toilet bowl plungers." |
| 27 | rope /roʊp/ |
n. 粗绳，绳索；（球状物的）（一）串，（一）条 | "She had a rope in her hand." |
| 28 | recess /ˈriːses/ |
n. （议会、委员会等政治机构的）休会，（法院的）休庭；课间休息 | "My Weird School #9: Miss Lazar Is Bizarre! 10 A New Hero Luckily it was a nice day, so we had outside recess." |
| 29 | depress /dɪˈpres/ |
v. 使抑郁，使沮丧；降低，抑制 | "My Weird School #9: Miss Lazar Is Bizarre! 9 Sad, Depressed Mr. Klutz We were in the vomitorium eating lunch the next day." |
| 30 | sneak /sniːk/ |
v. 偷偷地走，潜行；偷带，私运 | "If she found out that we knew, she would know we snuck into her secret room." |
| 31 | annoy /əˈnɔɪ/ |
v. 使恼怒，使烦恼；打扰，骚扰 | "I looked over at the next table where Andrea and her annoying friends sit." |
| 32 | gonna /ˈgɔːnə; ˈɡənə/ |
contr. 即将，将要（即 going to） | "A.J. and Andrea are in love !" "When are you gonna get married?" asked Michael." |
| 33 | flush /flʌʃ/ |
v. （人的皮肤或脸）发红（尤指因病或激动）；冲洗（抽水马桶），（抽水马桶）被冲洗 | "I thought I should flush the toilet because then it would sound like I really went to the bathroom." |
| 34 | talkie /ˈtɔːki/ |
n. 有声电影 | "Mr. Klutz pulled out his walkie-talkie and started talking into it." |
分章摘要 · 12 章
Ch.1 A Bathroom Emergency：A.J. 承认他有时并不想上厕所，只是想借口离开教室透透气。这天他去男厕所待了一会儿，为了装作真的上过厕所就冲了马桶，结果水不往下流反而不断上涨，最后溢到地上。他吓得跑出去大喊学校里有火山爆发，校长克鲁兹先生赶来用对讲机呼叫拉扎女士。
Ch.2 Miss Lazar to the Rescue：校工拉扎女士骑着电动小车赶到，自称"超级校工"，还说她喜欢脏乱，因为孩子不制造麻烦她就没工作。她在马桶里掏出一把蜡笔，证明是有人把蜡笔塞进了马桶，大家却都怀疑地看着 A.J.。她修好后被对讲机叫走，临走说了句"Duty calls"，让男孩们笑个不停。
Ch.3 The Greatest Idea in the History of the World：广播提醒学生不要往马桶里塞蜡笔，全班都看向 A.J.，可他确实没做。课间安德莉亚坚称他想淹了学校好回家，A.J. 一气之下把艾米莉的网球扔上了学校屋顶。艾米莉哭了，安德莉亚威胁要告状让他停学，A.J. 只好答应把球拿回来。
Ch.4 Up on the Roof：三个男孩下到地下室去找拉扎女士帮忙，发现她房间里全是工具，角落还有一扇写着"秘密房间"的门。拉扎女士带上马桶搋子像牛仔别枪一样插在腰带上，然后徒手攀上学校的砖墙爬到屋顶。她扔下屋顶上积攒的各种玩具和物品，全校学生欢呼她像蜘蛛侠。
Ch.5 A Visit from Mr. Klutz：同学罗比被妈妈接走了，说是身体不舒服。克鲁兹先生来班里介绍新的 MEAN 计划（Make Excellence A Necessity），要把学校办成全州最聪明的学校。可孩子们提的问题全都围着拉扎女士转，还问马桶是不是闹鬼，克鲁兹先生越听越不耐烦，最后借口离开。
Ch.6 The Haunted Toilet Bowl：马桶闹鬼的传闻传遍全校，所有男生一整天都不敢上厕所，憋得难受。克鲁兹先生把全校男生集中到体育馆保证厕所安全，可没人相信他。孩子们高喊要拉扎女士来，她一说不闹鬼，大家就认定是她"杀死了鬼"，然后男生们全都冲向厕所。
Ch.7 Miss Lazar's Secret Identity：罗比第二天还是没来，老师说他得了水痘。男孩们一边做慰问卡一边推测拉扎女士是超级英雄：有制服、有秘密基地。A.J. 猜校工身份只是她的秘密身份，还猜罗比其实被关在秘密房间里。数学课上黛西老师连三的乘法表都不会，A.J. 却一心想着要溜进秘密房间一探究竟。
Ch.8 The Secret of the Secret Room：A.J. 传纸条约michael和瑞恩放学后行动，瑞恩看完把纸条吃了说是销毁证据。趁拉扎女士在餐厅拖地，三人溜进地下室打开了秘密房间的门。里面挂满了大约二十把各式各样的马桶搋子，还配着说明卡片，简直是搋子博物馆。A.J. 感叹拉扎女士真是古怪。
Ch.9 Sad, Depressed Mr. Klutz：午餐时安德莉亚一脸忧愁，说她当心理学家的妈妈教过她，克鲁兹先生是因为嫉妒拉扎女士抢走了所有掌声而抑郁了。大家商量要让校长当一回英雄，正好周三是拉扎女士的休息日。A.J. 提议把东西扔上屋顶再请校长去取，安德莉亚夸他是天才。
Ch.10 A New Hero：A.J. 试了三次终于把安德莉亚的午餐盒扔上屋顶。会演戏的安德莉亚去校长室夸张地求助，A.J. 被追问时谎称是"隐形朋友"让他扔的。克鲁兹先生脱下拳击手套爬上墙，取回午餐盒扔下来，全校欢呼他是英雄——可他往下爬到一半时卡住了。
Ch.11 Another Emergency：克鲁兹先生吊在墙上一动不敢动，说怕摔下来。斯莫尔老师让学生搬来体操垫铺在下面。A.J. 和安德莉亚互相推卸责任。库尼护士要打电话叫消防队，克鲁兹先生却坚决不肯——因为他每周和消防队长打壁球，怕被笑话一辈子，最后他喊着让大家去叫拉扎女士。
Ch.12 Hooray for Miss Lazar!：拉扎女士休息日也赶来救援。她让 A.J. 去秘密房间取来带孔木柄的蓝色搋子，用绳子系好后爬上屋顶，把搋子吸在校长的光头上，再用绳子慢慢把他放到地面。全校欢呼，安德莉亚说校长幸好是秃头，瑞恩打趣说那搋子"真吸"。搋子一时取不下来，克鲁兹先生却说无所谓，它救了他的命。
第 1 关 Chapter Questions 分章问答 · 24 题
Ch.1
1
What secret does A.J. tell the reader at the beginning of the book?A.J. 在书的开头告诉读者什么秘密？
Ans: Sometimes he asks to go to the bathroom even though he doesn't really need to go, just to get out of class for a few minutes.他有时并不真的想上厕所，只是想借口离开教室几分钟透透气。
2
Why did A.J. flush the toilet, and what happened after he did?A.J. 为什么要冲马桶？冲完发生了什么？
Ans: He flushed it so it would sound like he really used the bathroom. Instead of going down, the water rose to the edge of the bowl and spilled all over the floor.他冲马桶是为了让别人以为他真的上了厕所。结果水不但没下去，反而涨到边缘并溢到地上。
Ch.2
3
Why does Miss Lazar say she loves messes?拉扎女士为什么说她喜欢脏乱？
Ans: Because if kids didn't make messes, she wouldn't have a job as a custodian.因为如果孩子们不制造脏乱，她这个校工就没工作可做了。
4
What did Miss Lazar find inside the toilet, and why was that a problem for A.J.?拉扎女士在马桶里找到了什么？这为什么让 A.J. 为难？
Ans: She found crayons stuffed down the toilet. Mr. Klutz and Miss Daisy looked at A.J. as if he had put them there, even though he hadn't.她找到了被塞进马桶的蜡笔。克鲁兹先生和黛西老师都用怀疑的眼神看着 A.J.，可他并没有做。
Ch.3
5
What was A.J.'s "greatest idea in the history of the world" at recess?课间时 A.J. 的"史上最棒的主意"是什么？
Ans: Instead of tossing the tennis ball back to Andrea, he threw it up onto the roof of the school.他没有把网球扔还给安德莉亚，而是把球扔到了学校屋顶上。
6
How did Andrea threaten A.J. after he threw the ball on the roof?A.J. 把球扔上屋顶后，安德莉亚是怎么威胁他的？
Ans: She said she would tell on him, and that her mother is vice president of the PTA and could have him suspended.她说要去告状，还说她妈妈是家长会副主席，可以让他被停学。
Ch.4
7
What did the boys see in the corner of Miss Lazar's basement room?男孩们在拉扎女士地下室房间的角落里看到了什么？
Ans: A door with a sign that said SECRET ROOM.一扇挂着"秘密房间"（SECRET ROOM）牌子的门。
8
How did Miss Lazar get Emily's tennis ball off the roof?拉扎女士是怎么把艾米莉的网球从屋顶拿下来的？
Ans: She climbed the brick wall of the school by digging her fingers and toes into the cracks between the bricks, like a rock climber.她像攀岩一样把手指和脚尖抠进砖缝里，徒手爬上学校的墙到屋顶。
Ch.5
9
What does MEAN stand for in Mr. Klutz's new program?克鲁兹先生的新项目 MEAN 是什么的缩写？
Ans: Make Excellence A Necessity.Make Excellence A Necessity（让卓越成为必需）。
10
Why did Mr. Klutz suddenly say "I have to go now"?克鲁兹先生为什么突然说"我得走了"？
Ans: The kids kept asking about Miss Lazar instead of the MEAN program, and Ryan asked if he wished he were Super Custodian instead of a plain old boring principal.孩子们一直问拉扎女士而不关心 MEAN 项目，瑞恩还问他是不是希望自己是超级校工而不是无聊的校长。
Ch.6
11
Why wouldn't any of the boys use the boys' room?为什么男生们都不肯用男厕所？
Ans: A rumor spread through the whole school that there was a ghost in the toilet bowl, so they held it in all day.全校都在传马桶里有鬼的谣言，所以他们憋了一整天。
12
Miss Lazar said there was never a ghost. How did the kids understand her answer?拉扎女士说根本没有鬼，孩子们是怎么理解她这句话的？
Ans: They thought she was just being modest and started chanting that she had killed the ghost.他们以为她只是谦虚，于是齐声高喊她杀死了那个鬼。
Ch.7
13
What reasons do the boys give for believing Miss Lazar is a superhero?男孩们认为拉扎女士是超级英雄，理由有哪些？
Ans: She "killed" the ghost, she wears a uniform with letters on it, and she has a secret room in the basement where she can be alone.她"杀死"了鬼，她穿着带字母的制服，而且地下室里有一间可以独处的秘密房间。
14
What wild theory do the boys come up with about Robbie?男孩们对罗比编出了什么离谱的猜想？
Ans: That Robbie doesn't really have chicken pox but is locked in Miss Lazar's secret room, maybe because he was the one who put the crayons in the toilet.他们猜罗比根本不是得了水痘，而是被关在拉扎女士的秘密房间里，可能因为他就是往马桶里塞蜡笔的人。
Ch.8
15
Why did Ryan eat the note that A.J. passed him?瑞恩为什么把 A.J. 传给他的纸条吃掉了？
Ans: He said he had to destroy the evidence so it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands, like in a movie he saw. A.J. thinks he just likes eating paper.他说要销毁证据，免得落入坏人手里，就像电影里那样。A.J. 觉得他只是喜欢吃纸。
16
What was actually inside the secret room?秘密房间里到底有什么？
Ans: About twenty toilet bowl plungers of all sizes and colors hanging on the walls, some with cards explaining the maker or the year, like a plunger museum.墙上挂着大约二十把各种大小和颜色的马桶搋子，有些还配着说明卡片，像一座搋子博物馆。
Ch.9
17
Why does Andrea think Mr. Klutz is depressed?安德莉亚为什么认为克鲁兹先生抑郁了？
Ans: She thinks he is jealous because the principal is supposed to rule the school, but everyone treats Miss Lazar like the real hero and the real principal.她认为他是在嫉妒：校长本该是学校的主宰，可大家都把拉扎女士当成真正的英雄和真正的校长。
18
Why did the kids choose that particular day to start an emergency?孩子们为什么选那天来制造"紧急情况"？
Ans: It was Wednesday, and Michael remembered that Wednesday is Miss Lazar's day off, so Mr. Klutz would have to be the hero.那天是周三，迈克尔记得周三是拉扎女士的休息日，这样克鲁兹先生就不得不亲自当英雄。
Ch.10
19
What excuse did A.J. give Mr. Klutz for throwing the lunch box on the roof?A.J. 用什么借口向克鲁兹先生解释他把午餐盒扔上屋顶？
Ans: He said his invisible friend told him to do it. He used to have an invisible friend he blamed his mistakes on.他说是他的隐形朋友让他扔的。他以前确实有个隐形朋友，专门用来推卸自己的错误。
20
Why was Andrea chosen to talk to Mr. Klutz?为什么由安德莉亚去跟克鲁兹先生说？
Ans: Because she takes acting lessons after school and is a good actress, and because it was her lunch box on the roof.因为她放学后上表演课，演技很好，而且屋顶上的午餐盒是她的。
Ch.11
21
Why did Mr. Klutz refuse to let Mrs. Cooney call the fire department?克鲁兹先生为什么不让库尼护士叫消防队？
Ans: He plays racquetball with the fire chief every week and knew the chief would never let him hear the end of it.他每周都和消防队长打壁球，怕队长知道后会没完没了地取笑他。
22
What did Miss Small do to keep Mr. Klutz safe?斯莫尔老师做了什么来保护克鲁兹先生的安全？
Ans: The gym teacher had kids bring tumbling mats from the gym and put them on the ground below him in case he fell.这位体育老师让学生从体育馆搬来体操垫，铺在他下面以防他摔下来。
Ch.12
23
How exactly did Miss Lazar rescue Mr. Klutz?拉扎女士究竟是怎么救下克鲁兹先生的？
Ans: She tied a rope to her blue plunger, stuck the plunger onto Mr. Klutz's bald head, and slowly lowered him to the ground with the rope.她把绳子系在蓝色搋子上，把搋子吸在克鲁兹先生的光头上，再用绳子慢慢把他放到地面。
24
What happened to the plunger after the rescue, and how did Mr. Klutz feel about it?救援之后搋子怎么样了？克鲁兹先生对此是什么态度？
Ans: It stayed stuck tightly to his head. He said he didn't mind because it had saved his life, though he would look funny in hats for a while.搋子牢牢粘在他头上取不下来。他说不介意，因为它救了他的命，只是戴帽子会有一阵子很滑稽。
第 2 关 Vocabulary & Language Points 词汇与语言点 · 5 题
25
Why do A.J., Michael and Ryan giggle every time Miss Lazar says "Duty calls!"?为什么每次拉扎女士说"Duty calls!"，男孩们都会偷笑？
Ans: "Duty" (a job you must do) sounds exactly like "doody," a silly kid word for poop. It is a homophone joke.duty（职责）和 doody（小孩说的"便便"）发音完全相同，这是一个同音词双关的笑点。
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What does the title word "bizarre" mean, and which other word does A.J. use again and again for the same idea?书名里的 bizarre 是什么意思？A.J. 反复用哪个词表达同样的意思？
Ans: "Bizarre" means very strange or odd. A.J. keeps saying "weird" — Miss Lazar is weird, Mr. Klutz is weird, Emily is weird, Ryan is weird.bizarre 意为"非常古怪、离奇"。A.J. 反复使用的同义词是 weird（奇怪的），书里几乎人人都被他说成 weird。
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Ryan says, "Wow! That plunger really sucks!" Why is this line a pun?瑞恩说"那搋子真 suck！"这句话为什么是双关？
Ans: "Suck" literally means to pull by suction, which is how the plunger held Mr. Klutz's head. In slang, "that sucks" means something is bad — so it is a compliment and an insult at once.suck 字面意思是"吸"，正是搋子吸住校长脑袋的原理；而俚语里 that sucks 又表示"很糟糕"，一句话同时是夸奖和吐槽。
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A.J. calls Andrea a "brownnoser." What does that slang word mean?A.J. 说安德莉亚是个 brownnoser，这个俚语是什么意思？
Ans: A brownnoser is someone who flatters teachers or adults to get their approval — a suck-up or teacher's pet.brownnoser 指爱拍老师或大人马屁、讨好求表扬的人，相当于中文的"马屁精"。
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Explain the exaggerations A.J. uses: "a million hundred hours" and "the greatest idea in the history of the world."解释 A.J. 常用的夸张说法："a million hundred hours" 和 "the greatest idea in the history of the world"。
Ans: Both are hyperbole — huge exaggerations for humor. "A million hundred" is not even a real number, and every idea A.J. has is instantly "the greatest in history."两者都是夸张（hyperbole）修辞，用来制造幽默。"a million hundred"根本不是真实数字，而他每个点子都被他吹成"史上最棒"。
第 3 关 Discussion & Open Questions 综合与开放思考 · 4 题
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Mr. Klutz is the principal, but the kids cheer for Miss Lazar. Who do you think is more important to a school, and why?校长和校工，你觉得谁对一所学校更重要？为什么？
Ans: hint: Think about what each person actually does every day; a school needs both leadership and someone who keeps it clean, safe and working.提示：想想他们每天各自做什么；学校既需要领导者，也需要保证它干净、安全、正常运转的人。
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At the end, A.J. says maybe someday we'll find out who put the crayons in the toilet. Who do you think did it, and what is your evidence?书末 A.J. 说也许有一天会查出是谁把蜡笔塞进马桶。你猜是谁？证据是什么？
Ans: hint: Look at who was absent right after it happened, who had crayons, and remember A.J. is telling the story from his own point of view.提示：留意事发后谁正好缺席、谁有蜡笔，也别忘了整个故事是从 A.J. 的视角讲述的。
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A.J. blamed the lunch box on an "invisible friend." Have you ever wanted to blame someone else for a mistake? What happened, and what would you do differently?A.J. 把扔午餐盒的事推给"隐形朋友"。你有没有想过把错推给别人？后来怎么样了？
Ans: hint: Talk about how it feels to admit a mistake, and what usually happens when the truth comes out anyway.提示：说说承认错误的感受，以及真相迟早被发现时通常会发生什么。
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One rumor about a ghost stopped every boy in the school from using the bathroom. Why do rumors spread so fast, and how could the kids have checked if it was true?一个鬼故事的谣言就让全校男生不敢上厕所。谣言为什么传得这么快？孩子们本可以怎样核实？
Ans: hint: Think about how the story passed from kid to kid, why a scary story is fun to repeat, and who they could have asked or what they could have looked at themselves.提示：想想消息如何一个传一个、吓人的故事为何让人爱传，以及他们本可以问谁、或自己去看看什么。
第 4 关 Multiple Choice 选择题 · 12 题
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Why did A.J. ask to go to the bathroom at the start of the story?故事开头 A.J. 为什么要求去厕所？
Ans: B. He just wanted to get out of class for a few minutesB 正确：他有"坐不住"的感觉，只想离开教室几分钟。A 错，他自己说根本不需要上厕所；C 错，书中没提躲安德莉亚。
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What did A.J. yell when he ran out of the boys' room?A.J. 从男厕所跑出来时喊了什么？
Ans: A. There's a volcano in the boys' room!A 正确：他喊有火山要爆发，因为溢水让他想到黛西老师讲的火山。B 错，龙卷风只是他形容水该有的漩涡；C 错，鬼的传闻是第 6 章才出现的。
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What was actually clogging the toilet?堵住马桶的到底是什么？
Ans: C. CrayonsC 正确：拉扎女士从马桶里掏出一把蜡笔。A 错，A.J. 只是把纸巾投向垃圾桶；B 错，网球是被扔到屋顶的。
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Why does Miss Lazar say she loves messes?拉扎女士为什么说她喜欢脏乱？
Ans: B. Because without messes she would not have a jobB 正确：她说孩子不制造脏乱她就没工作，还希望大家多扔点垃圾。A、C 都是书中没有的说法。
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How did Miss Lazar get up to the school roof?拉扎女士是怎么上到学校屋顶的？
Ans: C. She climbed the brick wall with her fingers and toesC 正确：她像攀岩者一样把手指脚尖抠进砖缝爬上去。A 错，书里说没有通往屋顶的梯子或楼梯；B 错，小车只用来在走廊代步。
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What does MEAN stand for in Mr. Klutz's new school program?克鲁兹先生的新计划 MEAN 代表什么？
Ans: A. Make Excellence A NecessityA 正确：他把 MEAN 写在黑板上，解释为 Make Excellence A Necessity。B、C 都是编造的干扰项。
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Why did none of the boys want to use the boys' room?为什么男生们都不肯用男厕所？
Ans: B. They believed a ghost was in the toilet bowlB 正确：闹鬼的传闻传遍全校，男生们憋了一整天。A 错，水早就从地漏排走了；C 错，没人锁门。
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Why did the boys think Miss Lazar might be a superhero in disguise?男孩们为什么觉得拉扎女士可能是伪装的超级英雄？
Ans: C. She has a uniform with letters and a secret room in the basementC 正确：制服上有 "SC" 字母，地下室还有秘密房间，符合超级英雄的"秘密基地"设定。A、B 在书中都没有发生。
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What did the boys find hanging in the secret room?男孩们在秘密房间里发现墙上挂着什么？
Ans: A. About twenty toilet bowl plungersA 正确：大约二十把各式搋子，还配着说明卡片，像个博物馆。B 是男孩们的猜想，C 是他们的想象，都不是事实。
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Why did the kids decide to make Mr. Klutz climb the wall?孩子们为什么要让克鲁兹先生去爬墙？
Ans: B. To cheer him up by letting him be the hero for a changeB 正确：安德莉亚认为校长因嫉妒而抑郁，大家想让他当一回英雄。C 因果颠倒——午餐盒是他们故意扔上去的；A 不是他们的动机。
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What excuse did A.J. give for throwing Andrea's lunch box on the roof?A.J. 为扔安德莉亚的午餐盒找了什么借口？
Ans: C. He said his invisible friend told him to do itC 正确：他脱口说是隐形朋友让他扔的，并承认以前常用这位朋友背锅。A、B 都不是他说的话。
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How did Miss Lazar finally get Mr. Klutz down from the wall?拉扎女士最后是怎么把克鲁兹先生弄下墙的？
Ans: A. She stuck a plunger to his bald head and lowered him with a ropeA 正确：她用绳子系住蓝色搋子，吸在校长光头上再慢慢放下。B 错，校长坚决不让叫消防队；C 错，垫子只是防摔的保险措施。