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06. Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy!
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单词表 35 词 · 附音标、中文释义与原文例句
| # | 单词 | 释义 | 原文例句 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | everybody /ˈevribɑːdi; ˈevribʌdi/ |
pron. 每个人，人人 | "The school nurse is everybody's favorite-but is she hiding a secret identity? #8: Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!" |
| 2 | gonna /ˈgɔːnə; ˈɡənə/ |
contr. 即将，将要（即 going to） | "I thought I was gonna die ." |
| 3 | shout /ʃaʊt/ |
vi. 叫嚷，大声说；呼叫，喊叫 | "Mr. Klutz is at Principal Camp." "Liar!" I shouted." |
| 4 | yell /jel/ |
v. 叫喊，大喊； 喊叫帮忙 | "It's also a fine line between gettin' hired and fired!" Mrs. Jafee yelled." |
| 5 | swim /swɪm/ |
v. 游泳；横渡 | "I hope to learn how to swim tomorrow." |
| 6 | playground /ˈpleɪɡraʊnd/ |
n. （尤指学校或公园中的儿童）操场，游乐场；（某一群体的）游憩胜地，度假场所 | "Well, he should have." Andrea and I finally made it back to our side of the playground." |
| 7 | nude /nuːd/ |
adj. 裸体的，赤裸的；肉色的 | "Yeah, and Mr. Klutz will get back from Principal Camp," said Neil the nude kid." |
| 8 | candy /ˈkændi/ |
n. 糖果，巧克力；冰糖 | "Studies show that children can relax and learn better when they listen to soothing music." "I think we would learn better if we ate lots of ice cream, cookies, cake, and candy," I said." |
| 9 | betcha /ˈbetʃə/ |
当然，还用问么；真的，的确 | "I baked this batch myself, you betcha!" Hardtack sounded disgusting." |
| 10 | cake /keɪk/ |
n. 饼状食物，饼；块，小块 | "Studies show that children can relax and learn better when they listen to soothing music." "I think we would learn better if we ate lots of ice cream, cookies, cake, and candy," I said." |
| 11 | underwater /ˌʌndərˈwɔːtər/ |
adj. 在水中的；水面下的 | "My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy! * "Glub" is the universal language for speaking underwater." |
| 12 | breathe /briːð/ |
v. 呼吸；呼出，吐出 | "Next, we had to lie on the floor and practice breathing, which made no sense at all because any dumbhead knows how to breathe." |
| 13 | announcement /əˈnaʊnsmənt/ |
n. 公告；（报纸上的）布告 | "After Mr. Klutz's big announcement, we went back to class with our teacher, Mr. Granite, who is from another planet." |
| 14 | gal /ɡæl/ |
n. 姑娘；伽（重力加速度单位） | "I told you she's plotting to murder Mr. Klutz!" "Howdy, guys and gals!" Mrs. Jafee suddenly said." |
| 15 | nose /noʊz/ |
n. 鼻子；（飞机、火箭等的）头部，机首 | "I can crack my nose," said Neil." |
| 16 | violin /ˌvaɪəˈlɪn/ |
n. 小提琴；小提琴手 | "That's Violin Concerto number 5, by Mozart." |
| 17 | somebody /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/ |
pron. 某人，有人；重要人物，当权人物 | "So don't ever say "So is your face" after somebody says a word like "nice" or "pretty" or "beautiful." That's the first rule of being a kid." |
| 18 | pose /poʊz/ |
v. 造成，引起（威胁、危险、问题等）；提出（问题） | "This is called the double chair pose," Swami said." |
| 19 | nail /neɪl/ |
n. 钉子；指甲，趾甲 | "And take your doggone bed of nails with you!" She chased Swami Havabanana out of the gym." |
| 20 | sack /sæk/ |
n. 麻布（或厚纸、塑料等）大袋；一袋（的量） | "Take her legs, Arlo!" We picked up the sack with Mrs. Jafee in it and rushed back through the woods." |
| 21 | fizz /fɪz/ |
v. 发嘶嘶声；起泡沫 | "Maybe Swami Havabanana will get a job as a fizz ed teacher in India." |
| 22 | zombie /ˈzɑːmbi/ |
n. 僵尸，还魂尸；无生气的人，麻木迟钝的人 | "It would be cool if a zombie came in here right now," I said." |
| 23 | experiment /ɪkˈsperɪmənt/ |
n. 实验，试验；尝试，实践 | "The science teacher alarms and amuses A.J.'s class with his wacky experiments and nutty inventions. #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal!" |
| 24 | anybody /ˈenibɑːdi/ |
pron. 任何人；有人，别人 | "Why would anybody want one of them?" "No, silly!" Mrs. Jafee said." |
| 25 | murder /ˈmɜːrdər/ |
n. 谋杀，凶杀；困难的事，讨厌的事 | "She sent him to Principal Camp so she could have him murdered !" "No!" said Emily." |
| 26 | suddenly /ˈsʌd(ə)nli/ |
adv. 突然地，出乎意料地 | "I told you she's plotting to murder Mr. Klutz!" "Howdy, guys and gals!" Mrs. Jafee suddenly said." |
| 27 | parachute /ˈpærəʃuːt/ |
n. 降落伞；v. 跳伞 | "We also had rock climbing, archery, and parachuting." |
| 28 | calm /kɑːm/ |
adj. 镇静的，沉着的；平静的，稳定的 | "Mr. Klutz told me he wants everything to be nice and calm while he's away," said Mrs. Jafee." |
| 29 | cooky /ˈkʊki/ |
n. 饼干（等于 cookie） | "Studies show that children can relax and learn better when they listen to soothing music." "I think we would learn better if we ate lots of ice cream, cookies, cake, and candy," I said." |
| 30 | dumbhead /ˈdʌmhɛd/ |
n. 笨蛋 | "That lady can't even hold it up." "It's a cello , dumbhead!" Andrea said, rolling her eyes." |
| 31 | okay /oʊˈkeɪ/ |
int. 好，行；adj. 可以 | "Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy! * Okay, the first sentence is done." |
| 32 | cheese /tʃiːz/ |
n. 干酪，奶酪；（拍照时让人微笑的用语）笑一笑 | "Andrea said that Principal Camp was probably just a bunch of grown-ups sitting around eating cheese and crackers." |
| 33 | grader /ˈɡreɪdər/ |
n. 评分者；评分物 | "The first book in the hilarious series stars A.J., a second grader who hates school-and can't believe his teacher hates it too! #2: Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!" |
| 34 | throw /θroʊ/ |
v. 投，掷，抛，扔；掷（色子），掷出（色子的点数） | "What kind of grown-up likes cleaning throw-up?" |
| 35 | bore /bɔːr/ |
v. 使厌烦，使讨厌；钻（孔），挖（洞） | "A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum." |
分章摘要 · 11 章
Ch.1 The End of Mr. Klutz?：周一全校集会，校长克鲁兹先生拎着行李箱宣布他要离开。大家以为他要被炒鱿鱼，哭成一片，连老师都跟着哭。结果他只是要去「校长训练营」四天，由副校长贾菲太太暂代。虚惊一场！
Ch.2 A New National Holiday：贾菲太太逐个班级自我介绍，还教大家“vice principal”中“vice”的含义。安德烈说“vice”是坏习惯（吸烟喝酒），结果第一次答错了，A.J.高兴得说要设立“傻瓜安德烈日”全国放假。最后贾菲太太说“vice”是“代替”的意思。
Ch.3 Nice and Calm：克鲁兹先生希望一切平静，贾菲太太就雇了弦乐四重奏来拉古典音乐，说能帮孩子放松学习。安德烈显摆自己认识莫扎特的小提琴协奏曲。A.J.把大提琴说成“胖小提琴”，还被安德烈纠正，心里很不爽。
Ch.4 The New Fizz Ed Teacher：本周是内战周，所以没有电脑课（内战时期没有电脑）。A.J.他们去上体育课时发现体育老师斯莫尔小姐被解雇了，新老师是印度来的斯瓦米·哈瓦巴纳纳，要教大家瑜伽。安德烈主动举手被选中，男生们则出卖了A.J.。
Ch.5 I Thought I Was Gonna Die：斯瓦米让A.J.和安德烈做背靠背的“双椅式”，大家起哄说他们在谈恋爱。接着练莲花坐和各种姿势，最后躺下深呼吸，全班都睡着了。贾菲太太回来后发现孩子们睡着，当场开除了斯瓦米。
Ch.6 Stonewall Jackson：图书馆里出现了一位扮成“石墙杰克逊将军”的独臂军人（其实是罗比太太）。贾菲太太关掉电灯，说黑暗里学习更专注。全班在黑暗里乱成一团，堆成人山。A.J.急中生智说他们在“重现葛底斯堡战役”，贾菲太太居然夸他们学得好。
Ch.7 A New Way to Learn：贾菲太太从「租泳池公司」租来一个游泳池，说研究表明在水下学习效果更好，逼全班穿泳衣泡在水里背内战词汇。她还搞了水下拼写测验，所有人都只听到“咕噜咕噜”，根本听不清单词。这是史上最怪的拼写测验。
Ch.8 Mrs. Jafee's Evil Plan：午饭时贾菲太太分发自制的“硬饼干”，瑞恩说像纸板。男生们怀疑她送克鲁兹去训练营是为了篡位甚至谋杀他。大家偷偷到办公室，发现她正在撸猫——猫叫“哥伦布毛先生”。她出示了克鲁兹的信和划独木舟的照片来证明自己清白。
Ch.9 The Greatest Moment of My Life：周四A.J.被叫到办公室，贾菲太太要拿他做实验：一边读《内战儿童故事》一边吃蛋糕、饼干、糖果和冰淇淋，验证“边吃边学”是否有效。A.J.开始很开心，后来被喂得撑到反胃，差点以为自己要死了。
Ch.10 The Un-Civil War：周五，贾菲太太穿蓝军装扮格兰特将军，让罗比太太扮石墙杰克逊，用超级水枪在学校操场上“重演”内战。北方军（大孩子）把南方军浇得惨败。杰克逊派A.J.和安德烈潜入敌后，用大麻袋把贾菲太太套住活捉。
Ch.11 Arurahruhmrah：A.J.和安德烈把麻袋里的贾菲太太拖回来，大家给她塞上布条绑起来，庆祝“打赢战争”。这时克鲁兹先生竟然从飞机上跳伞降落，直直掉进游泳池里（他还不会游泳）。他回来后帮大家解开贾菲太太，内战周就这样结束了。
第 1 关 Chapter Questions 分章问答 · 22 题
Ch.1
1
What big announcement did Mr. Klutz make at the all-purpose room?克鲁兹先生在全功能厅宣布了什么重要消息？
Ans: He said he was leaving for four days to go to Principal Camp.他说他要去「校长训练营」四天，离开学校一段时间。
2
How did Mr. Klutz finally get everybody to stop talking?克鲁兹先生用什么办法让大家安静下来？
Ans: He blew an air horn (BEEEEEP!).他按响了足球赛用的空气喇叭（“哔——”的长鸣声）。
Ch.2
3
What does the word 'vice' mean in 'vice principal'?在“vice principal（副校长）”这个词里，“vice”是什么意思？
Ans: It means 'instead of' or 'in the place of'.它表示“代替”的意思，即代替校长的人。
4
What did Andrea say 'vice' meant, and was she right?安德烈说“vice”是什么意思？她答对了吗？
Ans: She said a vice is a bad habit like smoking or drinking, and she was wrong.她说“vice”是坏习惯，比如抽烟喝酒，结果她答错了（这是她第一次出错）。
Ch.3
5
Why did Mrs. Jafee hire a string quartet to play in the hallway?贾菲太太为什么雇弦乐四重奏在学校走廊演奏？
Ans: Because Mr. Klutz wanted things nice and calm, and studies show children relax and learn better with soothing music.因为克鲁兹先生希望一切平静祥和，而且研究显示舒缓音乐能让孩子放松、学得更好。
6
What did A.J. call the cello, and what did Andrea say it really was?A.J.把大提琴叫什么？安德烈纠正他说那是什么乐器？
Ans: A.J. called it 'the fattest violin in the history of the world'; Andrea said it was a cello.A.J.说那是“史上最胖的小提琴”，安德烈纠正他说那是大提琴。
Ch.4
7
Why was there no computer class this week?为什么这一周没有电脑课？
Ans: Because it was Civil War Week and kids didn't have computers (or the internet) during the Civil War.因为本周是“内战周”，内战时期孩子们没有电脑，也没有互联网。
8
Who did Mrs. Jafee hire as the new gym (fizz ed) teacher?贾菲太太雇了谁当新的体育老师？
Ans: Swami Havabanana, a man from India who teaches yoga and sleeps on a bed of nails.斯瓦米·哈瓦巴纳纳，一个来自印度、睡钉子床、教瑜伽的人。
Ch.5
9
What yoga pose did A.J. and Andrea have to do together?A.J.和安德烈一起做的是什么瑜伽姿势？
Ans: The double chair pose, standing back-to-back and leaning on each other.“双椅式”——两人背靠背站着，互相依靠，像两把椅子。
10
Why did Mrs. Jafee fire Swami Havabanana?贾菲太太为什么把斯瓦米开除了？
Ans: Because he relaxed the children so much that they all fell asleep.因为他让全班孩子放松到全睡着了，贾菲太太认为他没在教课。
Ch.6
11
Who was Stonewall Jackson really?“石墙杰克逊”将军到底是谁扮的？
Ans: He was really Mrs. Roopy, the librarian, in a Civil War costume.其实是图书管理员罗比太太穿着内战军装在扮的。
12
Why did Mrs. Jafee turn off the lights in the media center?贾菲太太为什么在媒体中心关掉电灯？
Ans: She said studies show children learn better in total darkness, like in Civil War times.她说研究显示孩子在完全黑暗的环境里学习更专注，就像内战时期没有电灯那样。
Ch.7
13
Why did Mrs. Jafee rent a swimming pool for the playground?贾菲太太为什么租来一个游泳池放在操场上？
Ans: She said studies show kids learn better underwater, so she made them study spelling words in the pool.她说研究表明孩子在水下学习效果更好，于是让全班泡在水里背拼写单词。
14
What went wrong with the underwater spelling test?水下拼写测验出了什么问题？
Ans: Nobody could hear the words underwater — everything sounded like 'glub', so the test was impossible.在水下根本听不清单词，所有话都变成“咕噜咕噜”声，测验根本没法做。
Ch.8
15
What did the boys think Mrs. Jafee was plotting while Mr. Klutz was away?男生们怀疑贾菲太太趁克鲁兹不在策划什么？
Ans: They thought she sent Mr. Klutz to Principal Camp so he could be murdered and she could take over the school.他们怀疑她送克鲁兹去训练营是为了让人杀掉他，好自己接管学校当校长。
16
What proof did Mrs. Jafee show that Mr. Klutz was fine?贾菲太太拿出什么证据证明克鲁兹先生平安无事？
Ans: A letter from Mr. Klutz about his fun at Principal Camp and a photo of him paddling a canoe.克鲁兹先生写来的信（说在训练营很开心）和一张他划独木舟的照片。
Ch.9
17
What was the 'experiment' Mrs. Jafee did with A.J. in her office?贾菲太太在办公室拿A.J.做什么实验？
Ans: She made him read a Civil War book while eating lots of cake, cookies, candy, and ice cream to test if kids learn better with junk food.让他一边读内战故事书，一边吃很多蛋糕、饼干、糖果和冰淇淋，验证孩子边吃垃圾食品是否学得更好。
18
How did A.J. feel after eating all that junk food?A.J.吃完那么多垃圾食品后感觉如何？
Ans: He felt sick, had to go home and lie down, and thought he was going to die.他觉得反胃难受，回家躺了一整天，以为自己要死了。
Ch.10
19
How did the kids reenact the Civil War in the playground?孩子们在操场上是怎样“重演”内战的？
Ans: They used Super Soaker water guns — the older kids were the Union army (General Grant/Mrs. Jafee) and the younger kids were the Confederates (Stonewall Jackson).用水枪（超级水枪）对战——大孩子当北方军（格兰特将军/贾菲太太），小孩子当南方军（石墙杰克逊）。
20
What was A.J. and Andrea's secret mission?A.J.和安德烈的秘密任务是什么？
Ans: To sneak through the woods behind enemy lines and capture Mrs. Jafee (General Grant) with a big sack.偷偷穿过操场后面的树林，潜入敌后，用大麻袋把贾菲太太（格兰特将军）套住抓回来。
Ch.11
21
What did the kids do to Mrs. Jafee after they captured her?抓到贾菲太太后，孩子们对她做了什么？
Ans: They tied her up with rope and put a rag gag in her mouth so she couldn't talk.用绳子把她捆起来，还在她嘴里塞了布条当封口布。
22
How did Mr. Klutz come back from Principal Camp?克鲁兹先生是怎么从训练营回来的？
Ans: He parachuted out of the plane and landed right in the swimming pool (and he couldn't swim!).他从飞机上跳伞下来，结果直接掉进了操场边的游泳池里（他还不会游泳！）。
第 2 关 Vocabulary & Language Points 词汇与语言点 · 5 题
23
Mrs. Jafee says 'You betcha!' and 'Okeydokey!' all the time. What do they mean?贾菲太太总说“You betcha!”和“Okeydokey!”，它们是什么意思？
Ans: 'You betcha!' means 'You bet!' = 'definitely yes!' and 'Okeydokey' is a playful way to say 'okay'.“You betcha!”就是“You bet!”的口语变体，意思是“当然啦/必须的”；“Okeydokey”是“okay”的俏皮说法。
24
In the underwater spelling test, everything sounds like 'glub'. What is this wordplay?水下拼写测验里所有话都变成“glub”，这是什么文字游戏？
Ans: 'Glub' is the sound you make underwater when you try to talk; the author uses it to show nobody can understand the test.“glub”是人在水下说话时发出的咕噜声，作者用它表现水下测验根本听不清、谁也答不对的搞笑效果。
25
A.J. says 'WOW' is 'MOM' upside down. What is this called?A.J.说“WOW”倒过来看是“MOM”，这种玩法叫什么？
Ans: It's a palindrome — a word that reads the same backwards (WOW).这是回文（palindrome）——正着读和倒着读都一样的词，如 WOW。顺带一提 MOM 倒着看也是 WOW。
26
When Mrs. Jafee offers 'hardtack', A.J. hears 'heart attack'. What makes this funny?贾菲太太说“hardtack（硬饼干）”，A.J.听成了什么？笑点在哪？
Ans: 'Hardtack' sounds like 'heart attack', so A.J. is confused why anyone would want a heart attack. Hardtack is a real Civil War cracker.“hardtack（硬饼干）”和“heart attack（心脏病发作）”发音相近，A.J.听岔了，以为大家要“心脏病”。硬饼干是内战时期士兵吃的一种硬脆干粮。
27
The word 'vice' has three meanings in this chapter. What are they?本章里“vice”有三个含义，分别是什么？
Ans: 1) a bad habit (Andrea), 2) a tool that holds things (A.J.'s dad's workshop), 3) 'in place of' (in 'vice principal').1）坏习惯、恶习（安德烈说的）；2）夹钳/老虎钳——A.J.爸爸车间里夹东西的工具；3）“代替”——vice principal（副校长）。
第 3 关 Discussion & Open Questions 综合与开放思考 · 4 题
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Mrs. Jafee says 'studies show' kids learn better with music, in the dark, and underwater. Which idea sounds best to you? Would it really work?贾菲太太说“研究表明”孩子听音乐、在黑暗里、在水下学得更好。你觉得哪种方法最靠谱？真的有效吗？
Ans: hint: Think about when you concentrate best — quiet or music? Why did the kids fall asleep in yoga class?提示：想一想你自己什么时候最专注——安静还是放音乐？为什么瑜伽课上全班睡着了？
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If you were the principal of your school for one week, what would you change to make school more fun?如果让你当一周校长，你会改变学校的什么，让上学更有趣？
Ans: hint: Mrs. Jafee's ideas all backfired. Think of one rule or activity that would actually help kids learn and have fun.提示：贾菲太太的主意全都适得其反。想一条真正能让孩子又学到东西又开心的规则或活动。
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Would you rather be A.J. (forced to eat junk food while reading) or a kid in the water-gun Civil War battle? Why?你更愿意当被逼吃垃圾食品的A.J.，还是参加水枪内战大战的孩子？为什么？
Ans: hint: Junk food sounds fun at first but made A.J. sick. Water guns got everyone soaked — which experience would you pick?提示：垃圾食品一开始很诱人，但A.J.后来吐得很难受；水枪大战虽然淋成落汤鸡但很好玩——你会选哪个？
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At the end, the kids still think Mrs. Jafee is daffy. What do you predict will happen next week at Ella Mentry School?结尾孩子们仍然觉得贾菲太太很疯。你猜下周埃拉门特里学校会发生什么？
Ans: hint: Mr. Klutz wants to learn how to swim, and Miss Small might get her job back. What weird new idea might Mrs. Jafee try next?提示：克鲁兹先生还想学游泳，斯莫尔小姐可能复职。你觉得贾菲太太接下来还会想出什么怪主意？
第 4 关 Multiple Choice 选择题 · 12 题
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At the assembly, Mr. Klutz announces he is leaving for how long?提示：Mr. Klutz 在礼堂宣布要离开多久？
Ans: A. Four daysMr. Klutz 先让大家以为他要永远离开，最后说其实只离开四天（for four days）。
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What does Mrs. Jafee say 'vice' means in 'vice principal'?提示：Mrs. Jafee 解释 vice principal 中的 vice 是什么意思？
Ans: B. Instead of, or in the place ofMrs. Jafee 说 vice 意为“代替、取代”，她在 Mr. Klutz 不在时负责学校事务。
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Where did Mr. Klutz go during his absence?提示：Mr. Klutz 去了哪里？
Ans: A. Principal CampMrs. Jafee 说 Mr. Klutz 去了 Principal Camp 学习当更好的校长。
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What does Mrs. Jafee hire to play soothing music in the hallway on Tuesday?提示：Mrs. Jafee 周二请了什么人在走廊演奏舒缓音乐？
Ans: B. A string quartet她请了一支弦乐四重奏（string quartet），认为舒缓音乐有助于孩子学习。
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What instrument does Andrea say the 'fat violin' really is?提示：Andrea 纠正 A.J.，说那个大号“小提琴”其实是什么？
Ans: B. A celloAndrea 翻白眼说那是大提琴（cello），不是小提琴。
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Who replaces Miss Small as the new gym teacher?提示：谁取代 Miss Small 成了新的体育老师？
Ans: A. Swami HavabananaMrs. Jafee 解雇了 Miss Small，请来来自印度的 Swami Havabanana 教瑜伽。
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Why does Mrs. Jafee fire Swami Havabanana?提示：Mrs. Jafee 为什么解雇 Swami Havabanana？
Ans: B. He put the children to sleepSwami 让孩子们做深呼吸放松，结果大家都睡着了，Mrs. Jafee 因此解雇他。
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Who is really dressed up as General Stonewall Jackson in the media center?提示：在媒体中心扮演 Stonewall Jackson 将军的其实是谁？
Ans: B. Mrs. RoopyA.J. 几乎肯定那是图书馆管理员 Mrs. Roopy 穿着南方军装扮成 Stonewall Jackson。
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Why does Mrs. Jafee put a swimming pool in the playground?提示：Mrs. Jafee 为什么在操场放一个游泳池？
Ans: B. So kids can learn vocabulary words underwater她说研究显示孩子在水下学得更好，于是让孩子们戴着护目镜在水下背单词，还进行水下拼写考试（glub glub）。
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What is the name of Mrs. Jafee's kitten?提示：Mrs. Jafee 的小猫叫什么名字？
Ans: B. Mister Fur Columbus孩子们偷看她摸的猫，Mrs. Jafee 说这只小猫叫 Mister Fur Columbus。
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What experiment does Mrs. Jafee do with A.J. in her office?提示：Mrs. Jafee 在办公室对 A.J. 做了什么实验？
Ans: B. She feeds him junk food to see if it helps him learnMrs. Jafee 受 A.J. 启发，让他边读 Civil War Stories 边吃蛋糕、饼干、糖果和冰淇淋（Moose Tracks），测试垃圾食品是否有助于学习，最后 A.J. 吃到想吐。
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How does Mr. Klutz return to school at the end of the book?提示：Mr. Klutz 最后是怎么回到学校的？
Ans: A. He parachutes from a plane into the swimming poolMr. Klutz 从飞机上跳伞，落到操场的游泳池里（他不会游泳），Stonewall Jackson 跳进水里把他救上来。